| Place |
Commenter |
Comment |
Annoyance |
| 1 | willy digits  | Wheres Pac-Man when you need him? (link) | The Veil |
| 2 | otis | Reasons to hate James Corden No 1: Gavin and Stacy. Let's look at Cordens characters journey through a typical episode of Gavin and Stacey. 1. Corden will be a lad with some other lads talking about the 'game' whilst 'eyeing up' women behind a copy of Nuts or Zoo whilst leaning on his lad carriage Saxo in an attempt to target a lad audience. 2. Corden in a relationship scene that tries to connect with the twatting viewers whilst 'pathos' (something he learned from watching The Office and Ricky Gervais interviews on Youtube, which Corden now believes qualifies him as a comedy writer). 3. Corden being a fool for some comedy. Maybe at a barbeque or a shop or even a drive-thru. Usually somewhere that enables a fat joke. 4. A scene with all the family together being stupid wankers because Corden heard somewhere that this will make his show warm-hearted... So as wanking TV reviewers cream over Corden and delude themselves that the show actually has meaning and has touched the nations hearts - Corden fails! For being totally unoriginal in his concept, yet receiving the praise that he is. For being predictable. For feeding the growing low quality of TV shows. For being a one dimentional performer who is just not funny. For being annoying and overbearing away from the camera. For being in a comedy that doesn't have hardly any jokes. For being over dramatic and gimpish in the drama scenes and then too loud and annoying with that stupid fucking laugh in others (which is probably copied from Gervais's stupid laugh). For being a fat cunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4P3j8dh2ro&feature=related This highlights 1.2.4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcEt0-KRHOE&feature=related This highlights 3 and I suspect the begining of 2.
(link) | James Corden |
| 3 | Tosser spotter | You can almost hear his upset that BP have blocked the leaking well. He'll have to find some new target to distract the American people from his hideous amateur record in power. He has got to be the biggest disappointment since Black Magic replaced the central cherry chocolate with an apricot one.
(link) | Barack Obama |
| 4 | Jimmy Vespa | Another fucking bell-end who simply strengthens the argument that ethnic comedians are pitiful if you don't happen to belong to their ethnic group. In fact, I'd wager that quite a few enrichers out there are mightily fucked off with hearing black comedians playing up the old "I'm British, I was born here" card. (link) | Hardeep Singh Kohli aka Lettice head |
| 5 | Jimmy Vespa | It happened at Yarmouth races, me and Roger, both absolutely wankered, went over to him and I said "You'll never compete with Bruce Forsyth on a Saturday night!" The aircraft carrier-chinned Vincent Price lookalike said "Hello lads" a bit too enthusiastically for our liking, so Roger said "He's really chummy isn't he? Innee nice?" And I said "I can't sing and I can't dance, anything else as well"...at which point old rug-bonce's face fell a mile and he edged away from us, giving us filthy looks for the rest of the afternoon. (link) | Bruce Forsyth |
| 6 | Guest | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1295888/N-Dubz-... being a scabby old chav with a miniscule amount of braincells, i personally think she got confused and robbed herself! (link) | N-Dubz |
| 7 | Spanner | Because we're only acting the cunt. Fuck off, cunt. (link) | Cook'd and Bomb'd |
| 8 | Lord Fauntleroy Mahonk | I imagine it's more likely to be a slice of smeg pie..... (link) | Stephen Fry |
| 9 | willy digits | Is this cunt still at it? Wind your neck in, Baz you dickhead. (link) | Cook'd and Bomb'd |
| 10 | Coxy | What can you say about this great lummox that hasn't already been said before? How about putrid oversized cat's cunt for a start. (link) | James Corden |
