| Date | Picture | Author | Caption |
|---|
| 06/03/10 |  | Pikey Lidl | "Poor George... still, it's what he would have wanted." |
| 27/02/10 |  | Pikey Lidl | "Trials begin of Ryanair's new super-low-budget aircraft" |
| 20/02/10 |  | Ricardo | "Psssst, Tiddles. Other way up, you twat...." |
| 13/02/10 |  | qwerty | "remember! we are the society of cunts! lets start a war! can you smell shit?" |
| 06/02/10 |  | Tosser spotter | "Have you seen Pipaluk?" |
| 30/01/10 |  | Ricardo | "Shall we eat the sign to keep us going?" |
| 23/01/10 |  | Gong Farmer | "Basil, you cunt. You've broken the table football again!" |
| 16/01/10 |  | Morris Persil | "Voyeur spying on blow-job couple loses all control..." |
| 09/01/10 |  | Ricardo | "I didn't cheat on you darling. If I'm lying may lightning strike me dead." |
| 02/01/10 |  | A Seagull | "The cumbrian water supply is rather hard." |
| 26/12/09 |  | Morris Persil | "the fall-out from the Nigerian Space Program continues..." |
| 19/12/09 |  | Ricardo | "Jack Johnson re-aligns his pesky network cable." |
| 12/12/09 |  | Morris Persil | "you can see our house from here" |
| 05/12/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "I know pronounce you Mr and Mrs Grubb" |
| 28/11/09 |  | Coxy | "Come out 'ere an' say it to me face...come on, say it to me face." |
| 21/11/09 |  | Coxy | "Mr Chan loved to play with his food." |
| 14/11/09 |  | Ricardo | "Stephen Gately's Pet Alligators found after extensive search." |
| 07/11/09 |  | Morris Persil | "Fat cunt." |
| 31/10/09 |  | Coxy | "Mortal Kombat 5 lacked the quality of its predecessors." |
| 24/10/09 |  | Man in the Pub | ""Actually, the 'adult video's' were for my cat" claims Jacqui Smith" |
| 17/10/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Stomp checks out DSMO in the library" |
| 10/10/09 |  | Man in the Pub | "Now would you credit it. You go out for a morning stroll and come back to find some woman shitting in your bed." |
| 03/10/09 |  | Dunelmus | "Honest George's mother in-law and her mates crash the DSMO meet!" |
| 25/09/09 |  | Webby | "Ey up lad, forget the 'ovis, get a 'old o' those baps." |
| 19/09/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Man shits out record breaking floater" |
| 12/09/09 |  | Ricardo | "Doctors arrive to carry out Jordans smear test." |
| 05/09/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Alc is really starting to pack on the pounds" |
| 29/08/09 |  | smarkrooney | "NASA 's solution for filling a hole accidently ripped in the fabric universe by the Hadron Collider" |
| 22/08/09 |  | Ricardo | "The old peoples home's production of Alien went down a storm." |
| 15/08/09 |  | Tosser spotter | "That'll teach you to forget to water my geraniums while I'm on holiday." |
| 08/08/09 |  | Filth | "Not my fault, I said you tits aren't big enough, now row faster BITCH" |
| 01/08/09 |  | big cj | "Don't be fooled buyt he rocks that I've got, I'm just, I'm just Jenny from the block........." |
| 25/07/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Ricardo wonders why he didn't pay attention to those global warming experts" |
| 18/07/09 |  | Mark Skids | "Which one of you slags is going to get your cunts out for me?" |
| 11/07/09 |  | Morris Persil | "Its so much better without that cunt Oddie" |
| 04/07/09 |  | Coxy | "Skegness unveils its latest tourist attraction: The Eyeful Tower." |
| 27/06/09 |  | Coxy | "The new Unhappy Meal. Ba ba ba ba baaa...I'm blubbin' it." |
| 21/06/09 |  | Morris Persil | "Suggs found dead in office" |
| 13/06/09 |  | Dunelmus | "Phwooooar. They let a woman in this race, Gerald!" |
| 06/06/09 |  | Tosser spotter | "The missing Searchy files are under the car dear." |
| 30/05/09 |  | Dunelmus | "Britain's got talent audition goes as usual..." |
| 23/05/09 |  | Ricardo | "When I said I wanted a white one and two browns this wasn't what I had in mind" |
| 16/05/09 |  | stu13 | "New Chrysler sports range....no wonder they went bust!" |
| 09/05/09 |  | Morris Persil | "The new men's Autumn range is out now at Debenhams" |
| 02/05/09 |  | Roger Red Hat | "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I've washed the cars...." |
| 25/04/09 |  | Coxy | "I'm just axe-sking for a lift." |
| 18/04/09 |  | stu13 | "Ressurection.....My Arse!" |
| 11/04/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Little girl shows Obama what its like to be cocked and bombed" |
| 04/04/09 |  | stu13 | "When you said I'd get to shoot a load on our honeymoon....this isn't what I had in mind!" |
| 28/03/09 |  | Dunelmus | "What are you fucking looking at, Mr Fritzl?" |
| 21/03/09 |  | Filth | "Give her away, no fuck it, I'm gonna do a Josef Fritzl." |
| 14/03/09 |  | stu13 | "That proves it....sea lions will go to any length for a fishy meal!" |
| 07/03/09 |  | Coxy | "Bamboo shoots, buy one get one free at the Shell garage." |
| 28/02/09 |  | Coxy | "We made it across The Sahara, through Afghanistan, then we get to Liverpool and this happens." |
| 21/02/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Raj Kumar's long lost wife steals phone from clumsy Briton and disguises it as a baby" |
| 14/02/09 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Snow blowing gets taken to whole new extremes this winter" |
| 07/02/09 |  | Coxy | "My fucking car is always getting keyed! I'm driving this now, to make sure they don' key it no more.." |
| 31/01/09 |  | Tosser spotter | "I can't wait to meet those 72 virgin hens" |
| 25/01/09 |  | Dunelmus | "Caption of the Week rapidly went downhill after they let the work experience boy take charge." |
| 24/01/09 |  | Ricardo | "Beefeater? I've been eating beans." |
| 17/01/09 |  | Coxy | "The new sport 'Oatzing' taks the country by storm." |
| 10/01/09 |  | Mark Skids | "Honest George finds desperatly needed parking space." |
| 03/01/09 |  | stu13 | "Hamas' response to Israeli airstrike falls flat.... " |
| 27/12/08 |  | Morris Persil | "If I stand on me head, it might just distract the punters from this ponce dressed as a fucking Battenburg cake." |
| 20/12/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Damn these poles, coming into our country and stealing our women" |
| 13/12/08 |  | Tosser spotter | "Can you put on that sexy little red mudguard I bought for you" |
| 06/12/08 |  | Morris Persil | " Kids these days can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground" |
| 29/11/08 |  | John Leslie | "India's edition of Pimp My Ride suffers from lack of budget" |
| 22/11/08 |  | John Leslie | "Those who foretold it are dead. Those who can stop it are in grave danger." |
| 15/11/08 |  | derby4ever | ""Your - right, your Weapon is Big,Black and Heavy. But why must i Lick-It ? "" |
| 08/11/08 |  | Dunelmus | "But it is genuine Tupperware!" |
| 01/11/08 |  | stu13 | "Madonna's shopping spree after Guy split-up.....!" |
| 25/10/08 |  | Tosser spotter | "If you want this stick you'll have to stop biting my arse" |
| 18/10/08 |  | Jack Johnson | "From the makers of 'Snakes on a Plane' comes 'Hippos on a pole'" |
| 11/10/08 |  | Dunelmus | "The new Volkswagen Mule, does 500 miles to the gallon." |
| 04/10/08 |  | Sanitys Last Hope | "Now coming to a store near you, princess diana barbies" |
| 26/09/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "The grubbs are out for a nice sunday ride on their ZionMobile" |
| 20/09/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Hey how did the hadron collider get into my toilet?" |
| 14/09/08 |  | Man in the Pub | "Now stick a ticket on the fucking windscreen." |
| 06/09/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Boris approves the chinese cloning programme" |
| 30/08/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs" |
| 23/08/08 |  | Ricardo | ""Looooook Kev, isn't that a warcraft card on the floor??"" |
| 16/08/08 |  | Webby | "The specially designed 'bowl' contains the majority of the nuclear blast. The rest is absorbed by the fucking athletes dominating BBC." |
| 09/08/08 |  | Ricardo | "Man tries to break Ulrika Jonsson's world prick taking record." |
| 02/08/08 |  | Ricardo | "China's new 'pay as you blow' taxi service." |
| 26/07/08 |  | Dunelmus | "You think this is bad, you wanna see the bird that blew Clinton!" |
| 19/07/08 |  | Dunelmus | "Oh, roger me Theodore, before its time for my 2pm nap!!!" |
| 12/07/08 |  | Ricardo | "Get off me you fat cunt." |
| 05/07/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Raj Kumar trains in C.I.A evasion techniques" |
| 28/06/08 |  | Tosser spotter | "Test trials of new Whiskas Acid flavour are abandoned" |
| 21/06/08 |  | stu13 | "And they say AIDS travels fast....." |
| 14/06/08 |  | stu13 | "michael jackson goes to new lengths to attract children!" |
| 07/06/08 |  | Tosser spotter | "How to kill grey squirrels, this fucking Google thing is great." |
| 31/05/08 |  | stu13 | "Animals revolt at state of global economy!" |
| 24/05/08 |  | stu13 | "Boris Johnson reveals new London public service scheme" |
| 17/05/08 |  | vitriol | "I feel like a right tit!" |
| 10/05/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Which one of these leads to narnia then?" |
| 03/05/08 |  | vitriol | "Viagra, a concrete guarantee in any difficult situation." |
| 26/04/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "Fantastic photoes as voyager 2 swings by Uranus" |
| 19/04/08 |  | vitriol | "Kerry Katona's latest birth pictures leaked early onto the Internet?" |
| 12/04/08 |  | vitriol | ".. so I kicked her in the face". "Enough about me, do you want 'something for the weekend' Mr Treguard?"" |
| 05/04/08 |  | A lost conspiracy | "this weeks fruit smoothie-one israeli soldier" |
| 29/03/08 |  | Dunelmus | "'F*ck me,' said Knut, 'That bastard Treguard was right!'" |
| 22/03/08 |  | Dunelmus | "He-man and battlecat have really let themselves go..." |
| 15/03/08 |  | Webby | "Please to not be switching on the power, Mr Hagen sir!" |
| 08/03/08 |  | vitriol | "Camilla didn't need much of a disguise when visiting her nephew in Helmand province." |
| 01/03/08 |  | Ricardo | ""What could possibly go wrong?" Said The Venom, just before his world record attempt." |
| 23/02/08 |  | Jack Johnson | "Told you this metal detector worked." |
| 16/02/08 |  | Tosser spotter | "Does my bomb look big in this?" |
| 09/02/08 |  | stu13 | ""David Cameron assures Gordon Brown water and electrics are a safe combination!"" |
| 02/02/08 |  | Webby | "The new spokewoman for Sheila's Wheels." |
| 26/01/08 |  | Webby | "Copilot to Pilot: "If this is runway 27R, then why is there a Little Chef 500 yards ahead?"" |
| 19/01/08 |  | soozeequeue | "'You've got a huge crack in your gasket madam'" |
| 12/01/08 |  | Webby | "Massive recall of artificial hips after stupid old bitch kicks herself in the head." |
| 05/01/08 |  | soozeequeue | "I would rather end it all now than continue sitting on my only oversized testicle" |
| 29/12/07 |  | Webby | "Look, kids - Santas dead - now f*ck off and buy your own Xbox!" |
| 22/12/07 |  | Webby | "Those interested in water-sports should turn to page 5, to see Sharon doing a Wii." |
| 15/12/07 |  | Webby | "New dog food, with 20% superglue, deemed a success at keeping cyclists off the grass in London parks." |
| 08/12/07 |  | Dunelmus | "Bin Laden has get away car at the ready..." |
| 01/12/07 |  | Webby | "Top Gun 2 looks like it should come in well under budget..." |
| 24/11/07 |  | vitriol | "Rik Wallers maid starts her month long epic of hoovering the bottom of his cage." |
| 17/11/07 |  | Webby | "I'm sorry, I appear to have dishonorably discharged myself, young lady." |
| 10/11/07 |  | Ricardo | "Ulrika tries the original Quarter Pounder with Cheese." |
| 03/11/07 |  | vitriol | "C'mon Aunt Sally! Strap it on an' give ole Wurzel a good seein' too!" |
| 27/10/07 |  | Webby | "Rolf Harris was telling me about his friend Jake, he might be able to sort you out, Heather." |
| 20/10/07 |  | Lord Reaper | "Is that my testicles in your bra, or am i just happy to see you." |
| 13/10/07 |  | Ricardo | ""Oi Britney, how about getting the kids out BEFORE you do your hair?"" |
| 06/10/07 |  | Ricardo | "Guy Ritchie arrives home with the wifes new double ended dildo." |
| 29/09/07 |  | Webby | "Pilot to co-pilot: "When Amy Winehouse came into the cabin, I thought you said 'ditch'"." |
| 22/09/07 |  | vitriol | "The queue at the Northern Rock where kept fully entertained by the local tramps playing "pass the vomit"" |
| 15/09/07 |  | vitriol | "No Princess Leia, I am CAS519, C3PO is over there parking an imperial destroyer!" |
| 08/09/07 |  | Tosser spotter | "I don't know why, but my fingers keep going for the G String." |
