Don't Start Me Off - Paul Gascoigne

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Paul Gascoigne

Giving Village Idiots a Bad Name
Rating 9.96 - extremely annoying (57 votes)

Reason it's Annoying:
I can't believe this wonky faced, gurning omispazz isn't on here already. Anyone remember his version of Fog on the Tyne? 11's if you please.
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When a pikey twat like Raoul Moat would sooner kill himself than talk to you, surely it's time to suck down a few bullets?
- Jimmy Vespa (01/09/10 17:21) Reply Report as offensive

Not when you've still got "a canna lager, some chicken an a coupla fishin' rod".
- Spanner (01/09/10 17:32) Report as offensive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ActDej5SHDc&feature=related
- Honest George   (22/08/10 19:29)   Reply    Report as offensive

He's just arrived in Pakistan with his fishing rod.
- BoomBox   (20/08/10 22:24)   Reply    Report as offensive

This cunt sets my bowels in motion.
- Honest George   (25/07/10 18:09)   Reply    Report as offensive

Soon to be a permanent feature on the ghost thread.
- Ricardo (31/07/10 20:26) Report as offensive

Any ideas what he might turn up with if he makes it to the funeral? http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/146024/Gazza-s-Raoul-Mo...
- BoomBox (25/07/10 13:51) Reply Report as offensive

Probably some pyjamas for Moat and some Mr Sheen for the coffin.
- Coxy (25/07/10 14:23) Report as offensive

"I bought a err defibrilator to bring him back to lafe, like. I also bought some chocolate for when he wakes up. In case it don't work I bought a spade to dig him back up. Then we're gonna go and watch a film at the cinema, lake we used to when I didn't know him as a kid."
- The Yellow Peril (25/07/10 14:31) Report as offensive

I here now commit this body to the ground. Cunt to cunt, cunt to cunt.
- Honest George (25/07/10 14:32) Report as offensive

He's going to try to console Moat's mum with half a bottle of 20/20, a kebab and 10 Benson.
- willy digits (25/07/10 15:14) Report as offensive

From the looks of her he'll probably succeed.
- Coxy (25/07/10 15:19) Report as offensive

He's the footballing version of Michael Barrymore - a real life walking fucking disaster area
- monkey (16/07/10 20:51) Reply Report as offensive

Well I wouldn't say walking. Staggering maybe.
- Coxy (16/07/10 21:59) Report as offensive

haha
- otis (16/07/10 22:06) Report as offensive

Or crawling.
- Honest George (17/07/10 08:49) Report as offensive

Liver cirrhosis and kidney failure are all mine all mine, liver cirrhosis and kidney failure are all mine. (C'mon!)
- Coxy (16/07/10 20:18) Reply Report as offensive

Isn't that where the turnaround fair trade cunter came from?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM
- Ricardo (16/07/10 20:24) Report as offensive

That's the one!
- Coxy (16/07/10 20:28) Report as offensive

In fact, there it is at 14 seconds in. Hehehe.
- Ricardo (16/07/10 20:29) Report as offensive

Go on, Paul, have another large one on me.
- Honest George (16/07/10 20:29) Report as offensive

Look at him go!
- Coxy (16/07/10 20:29) Report as offensive

fucking hell he is looking more like gary glitter as time goes on now. He will be fucking underage beers and wines next.
- Sanitys Last Hope (16/07/10 14:37) Reply Report as offensive

I hope he doesn't do a George Best and want peoples organs when he's dieing and waste them
- otis (16/07/10 14:41) Report as offensive

The only organ he wants is a mini church organ by his death bed so he can sing fog on the tyne before he pops his clogs.
- Sanitys Last Hope (16/07/10 14:43) Report as offensive

You beat me to it - was just about to say the same thing Sanity!
- Guest (31/07/10 19:50) Report as offensive

Paul Gascoigne. I can't help thinking that his name has something to do with some chavy shit council estate where they still put coins in a gas meter,,,, and then break into it for and tin of Evo stick and a bottle of Bulmers cider.
- Honest George (12/07/10 16:30) Reply Report as offensive

That picture of him arriving at the Moat siege with all his gear is one of the most studysome things I've ever seen.
- Ricardo (12/07/10 16:26) Reply Report as offensive

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