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Doing more damage to comedy than the Jimmy Cricket jokebookRating 8.73 - very annoying (117 votes)
Reason it's Annoying:
http://chilled.cream.org Flunters agogo.
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I've tried to get back into this site but it's fucking impossible. They all appear to be around my age, so you'd reasonably assume we'd have at least something in common - no such luck. They all exist in a cuntish version of Narnia, which they found whilst rooting around their teenage bedrooms for a Newman and Baddiel video, a strange and encunted wonderland where it's forever 1991, the Mary Whitehouse Experience is "like, cool", shit shoegazing indie bands are boring every bastard to fuck, the Sadolgit specimen is "rilly daring", Viz is still funny, Chwis Mowwis is on the radio and Vic Reeves is the man of the moment. They've no complaints about this time-space continuum discrepancy, because what with it being forever 1991, there's sooo much to look forward to. Fist of Fun, the Day Today, Bottom, Absolutely, Alan bastard Partridge, the steady rise of the Mighty Boosh from chancers to near-mainstream status, Britpop and all the other hateful crap that made that decade the huge bag of suppurating wank it was.
- Jimmy Vespa  (06/09/10 16:58) Reply Report as offensive
I got the idea for the site while I was taking your Mum up the arse. I saw this huge black hole, full of shit and evil and thought I'd try and replicate it on the net. Thanks for asking.
- Ricardo (06/08/10 16:00) Reply Report as offensive
| He is mate. Shall we say goodbye to him?? Come on everybody, wave goodbye to the retard. *waves goodbye* Bye bye retard.
- Ricardo (06/08/10 16:13) Report as offensive
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Fuck off, you tedious vegetarian quiche munching shitcunt.
- Ricardo (06/08/10 15:54) Reply Report as offensive
But Jimmy, you are a racist cunt. You've also got an unhealthy obsession with fucking Lee Mead, which is funny considering all your homophobic rantings on here.
I think everyone here at DSMO has severely closeted tendencies, I also think Barfe is following you around trying to nibble at your piles.
- Slattery's Bedsit (06/08/10 11:37) Reply Report as offensive
| But Jimmy, i am a racist cunt. I've also got an unhealthy obsession with fucking Lee Mead, which is funny considering all my homophobic rantings on here. I don't think everyone here at DSMO has severely closeted tendencies, I also think i'm following you around trying to nibble at your piles.
- Slattery's Bedsit (06/08/10 14:54) Report as offensive
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| I'd give Lee Mead such a pounding he wouldn't walk straight for weeks.
- Jimmy Vespa (06/08/10 16:46) Report as offensive
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Aww, me as well, Vespy? We were on the same wavelength on many things though. :(
- Recurring Villain (05/08/10 17:03) Reply Report as offensive
Guess what? BANNED AGAIN! As if I give a fuck. Cocksmokers. Except Barfey of course. And Cerys, she's alright.
- Jimmy Vespa (05/08/10 15:44) Reply Report as offensive
| Neil says he's not banned anyone, and he's not sure what's going on. He's checked all of the old IP bans, and that if you'd triggered any of them, it would show up in the logs, which it hasn't. Have you tried clearing the browser cache? Nuking all the cookies?
- LF Barfe  (05/08/10 16:32) Report as offensive
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Hey Lee, why don't you just start your own comedy forum for people with asperger's, halitosis, and fuck awful taste in music?
- Barfe's Boyf (04/08/10 17:04) Reply Report as offensive
| I'd be interested to know too, HG. Whoever it is deserves our pity.
- LF Barfe (05/08/10 16:34) Report as offensive
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| I bet it's either the Rolling Stones' only male groupie or that tiresome Kingsley wankpaste.
- Jimmy Vespa (05/08/10 17:40) Report as offensive
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| It wouldn't be Caledonian Gonzo because I don't think he has a problem with me. Hank? I think he's letting it go. It'll be some other stirrer.
- LF Barfe (05/08/10 17:51) Report as offensive
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Hey Jimmy, SOTCAA's got a forum again. Give it a whirl:
http://www.sotcaa.net/board/
- Geest (02/08/10 20:49) Reply Report as offensive
Bloody hell, Morecambe and Wise are overrated, apparently. http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,24864.... "They both lose points for the racist grapefruit bit, the Nazi bastards." I can't believe someone would write something that fatuous, even in jest.
- Jimmy Vespa (02/08/10 16:17) Reply Report as offensive
| I'd have to agree there about M&W and the dead parrot and although the Four Candles is both funny and clever it's wearing a bit thin now to be honest. Didn't catch the racist stuff, not interested in reading that.
- Honest George (02/08/10 16:23) Report as offensive
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| It's not the specifics, HG, it's the way they seem intent on over-analyzing everything into progressively smaller pieces of joyless SHITE that rankles with me. "Oh, Eric cut the third grapefruit unequally! That just ruined the whole sketch for me". Snakes alive, fuck off you imbecile.
- Jimmy Vespa (02/08/10 16:24) Report as offensive
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| A toilet seat? That's generous. I'd say he congealed from microbes of spunk and phlegm on the floor behind the U-bend.
- Jimmy Vespa (02/08/10 16:30) Report as offensive
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| The "Eric cut the third lemon/Nazi bastards" thing was very obviously a pisstake.
- LF Barfe (02/08/10 16:40) Report as offensive
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| I honestly can't tell if it WAS a pisstake. C&B has scrambled my mind. Really, it's the web equivalent of ramming a Kenwood mixer into both ears whilst watching Sonic the Hedgehog. "Do we really mean it? NO! Well, maybe! Well, yes we do! We're WACKY! We've got IRONEEE!" Fucking hell...I'm shaking with rage as I write this.
- Jimmy Vespa (02/08/10 16:45) Report as offensive
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| The poster is a mate, and the biggest Eric and Ernie fan you could ever hope to meet. It was a gag.
- LF Barfe (02/08/10 16:53) Report as offensive
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"Ooh Jerry Sadowitz is so edgy!" *SMACK*
- Jimmy Vespa (02/08/10 16:01) Reply Report as offensive
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