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Reason it's Annoying:
Know what i need?.... a nice cup'a Tea!
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- Honest George  (26/08/10 18:39) Reply Report as offensive
I've just run out of Yorkshire Tea and I'm back on the Liptons, and I just wanna say, it tastes like cunt. Not even good cunt.. shitcunt.
- Joe ego  (25/08/10 15:32) Reply Report as offensive
| It's not funny. I started my day off today with coffee.. what a God-awful experience that was. I actually tried to work out how many tea bags I have to buy when I'm back home to last me until Christmas.. That's a true Englishman/sad cunt.
- Joe ego (25/08/10 15:43) Report as offensive
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| I'm lucky in that regard, we have the best coffee in the world, the best coffee for the most reasonable price, always fresh and never instant, you can't beat the Netherlands for coffee, it's our biggest weakness.
- Honest George (25/08/10 16:01) Report as offensive
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I could do with one of these right now, but I'm stuck in an office with fuck all to drink but warm water!
- Spanner (11/08/10 15:02) Reply Report as offensive
Leave the bag to stew for two minute with some occasional stirring. squeeze the bag. One sugar. drop of milk. Fantastic!
- otis (11/08/10 14:35) Reply Report as offensive
Day off work, raining outside, DSMO and a cup of tea. 0!
- Joe ego (28/07/10 16:27) Reply Report as offensive
How anyone can drink a cup of tea is beyond me, its fucken vile, I would rather drink a pint of my own piss than a cup of tea to be honest, not that I would want to but if I HAD to drink a pint of piss or a cup of tea I would have to choose the piss. The thought of a cup of tea makes me gip, I am gippin as I am typin this. Horrible, vile, coffee is nearly as bad too!
- Stomp  (20/07/10 13:21) Reply Report as offensive
| So what brings you around in the mornings, Stomp? Personally i need at least two cups of extra dark roast Senseo coffee before i can move, i could live without tea but i couldn't possibly live without coffee, i'd die.
- Honest George (20/07/10 22:36) Report as offensive
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| I tried different things, jasmine tea etc, but I can't seem to beat a cup of yorkshire tea, 1 sugar, milk for my morning pick me up. All year round too, rain or shine.
- Joe ego (20/07/10 22:43) Report as offensive
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| I send Tosser Spotter's lady wife boxes of Liptons Jasmin tea in return for a stock of Yorkshire tea, she became addicted to it when they visited last year. He's looked all over for it in the UK including Harrods but it's just not available in the UK, so i'll be loaded up with it when i come over in September for the DSMO piss up.
- Honest George (20/07/10 22:55) Report as offensive
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| Not to screw up you're tea arrangement but they do fine Jasmine tea from the chinese food store for about £2. Much better than Liptons..but shhh.
- Joe ego (20/07/10 22:59) Report as offensive
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| You're alright, she doesn't like Jasmine tea. I tried some Japanese Jasmine porridge yesterday morning(No it's not spunk!) and it tasted like shit. It was watery rice with some brown bits floating in it and was a sour as fuck.
- Tosser spotter (20/07/10 23:29) Report as offensive
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| Very good, it's just so polite. The people have natural collision avoider skills. It' s a big change from Beijing where people keep hacking up everywhere for some reason. The TV is a bit of a joke though and me being a radio nut is a bit of a problem as they use FM 75mhz to 90mhz which Uk radios don't cover. This has got to be the most civilised place in Asia, we could certainly learn a lot from them.
- Tosser spotter (21/07/10 00:03) Report as offensive
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| Japan is the only place in Asia that's ever appealed to me, i'm on a bit of Jap kick musicly at the moment. I'm really thinking about makeing the effort to see it for myself. Glad you like it TS.
- Honest George (21/07/10 00:09) Report as offensive
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|  | I forgot to add, there are Japanese school girls everywhere. They even wear the outfits all weekend, I thought it was all a bit of a sterotype but it's true. I keep thinking of the Austin Powers sketch and wandering round saying to the mrs "Fuck me, fuck you"
- Tosser spotter (21/07/10 00:10) Report as offensive
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Is it the done thing to add the milk first before pouring of after pouring?
- Honest George (20/07/10 12:31) Reply Report as offensive
| After.... The tea brews better at a higher temperature whereas the evil twin coffee gets scolded.
- Joe ego (20/07/10 12:35) Report as offensive
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| Ah, the good old Nan technique changes everything. Milk first. But of course not in the pot.
- Joe ego (20/07/10 12:41) Report as offensive
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| Now funny you should say that becuase my nan was a stickler for etiquette and always poured the milk in first, wheras at home with my parents it was the other way round,,, i should have known better and so should have my parents. I'll be takeing that up with them the next we speak.
- Honest George (20/07/10 12:45) Report as offensive
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| But I bet your Nan used a proper cup and saucer?! Milk first in a cup and saucer scenario, after in a common as muck mug.
- Joe ego (20/07/10 13:07) Report as offensive
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Went to make on this morning but the milk had gone shit
- otis (20/07/10 10:12) Reply Report as offensive
I can't think of anything worse than running out of my favorite Yorkshire Tea and haveing to resort to drinking that inferior donkey's piss Tetley or PG Shits. Since the introduction of Yorkshire tea you would have thought that the other brands would have been put out of business by now. So who actually drinks donkey's piss and why?
- Honest George (20/07/10 09:36) Reply Report as offensive
Does tea help sunburn? I've been out all day in the sun like a twat and not bothered with any cream. Aaaaaarrrggghhh!!
- It's the Bailiffs (26/06/10 21:12) Reply Report as offensive
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