| Date | Hypocrite | Nominator | Reason |
|---|
| 10/05/08 | The Mirror (crappy red-top newspaper) | Dunelmus | The Newspaper that, with the help of the Labour government is responsible for the indoctrination machine that is, 'Hope, not hate'. This would be fine but, they have backed beyond the hilt a self hating, racist, anti-working person, anti-married family government who have abandoned the foundation of this once great nation. |
| 03/05/08 | Trinny and susannah | Tosser spotter | For appearing naked in the TV show" The great British Body" while looking like that. |
| 26/04/08 | Ed Balls | Tosser spotter | For getting ready to stab Brown in the back while working with him for years to generate the policys that everybody hates Brown for. |
| 19/04/08 | Gordon Brown | Tosser spotter | For saying he is spending all day thinking about homeowners and businesses while spending the last ten years killing them with higher taxes. |
| 12/04/08 | Gordon Brown | Tosser spotter | For wanting the Olympic torch to be seen at Downing Street but distancing himself from the furore by saying that he didn't touch the torch. |
| 05/04/08 | Mighty Boosh fans | Jack Johnson | They say they like comedy...then reveal this is their top show. Quints (unmatched) |
| 29/03/08 | Dunelmus | Dunelmus | Because he is a kunt that sees a chance of winning this one!!!!! |
| 22/03/08 | Treguard | lightbulb head | ''I'm not obsessed...I don't hate Jews...'' LOOK AT HIS PICTURE OF KUNT'S SAKE. |
| 15/03/08 | Nick Clegg | Tosser spotter | For making a speech about a new government which empowers people, not parties while telling his party to abstain from voting on last weeks treaty. This is of couse after stating that in their manifesto they wanted a referendum. |
| 08/03/08 | Ken Livingstone | Tosser spotter | For stating that he thinks taxing on non-doms would be a bad thing. This is of course after spending his whole life re-distributing wealth from the job creators to the job shirkers. When he realises he'll be a net loser he changes his tune, making him super hypocrite of the decade and a right kunt to boot. |
| 01/03/08 | Paul Burrell | Jack Johnson | For serving the Queen...when he's one himself! What a delicious finger-food treat. |
| 23/02/08 | The Mirror (crappy red-top newspaper) | Jack Johnson | For calling itself a credible newspaper. FFS. |
| 16/02/08 | Pet Shop Boys | Jack Johnson | They don't actually have a Pet Shop. |
| 09/02/08 | Gordon Brown | Ricardo | For telling us we should all be saving whilst deliberately building his whole 'economic miracle' on borrowing and whilst encouraging consumers to borrow, hand over fist. As predicted, it's all going tits. What an epic kunt he is. |
| 02/02/08 | BBC | Ricardo | For feigning shock after one of their reportes had a gun pointed at her in Liverpool, whilst continuing to be ultra liberal and playing a pivotal role in the breakdown in law and moral standards within the UK. |
| 26/01/08 | Amy Winehouse | Sanitys Last Hope | They tried to make me go to rehab but i said no no no. This song was playing as she checked into rehab for her fourth time. |
| 19/01/08 | Louis Barfe | Ricardo | For complaining that DSMO spouts excessive bile at the little annoyances in life while making a living out of doing it himself. |
| 12/01/08 | Gordon Brown | Tosser spotter | For mincing around hospitals while making statements about how he can improve them while letting Scotland spend money on drugs that the English can't have. |
| 05/01/08 | Ricardo | Ricardo | Me. For moaning that nobody makes HOTW nominations and then not making any myself. TWAT. |
| 29/12/07 | Father Christmas | Tosser spotter | He always says you won't get anything if you're bad. I work with a right kunt and he got a decent watch last year. |
| 22/12/07 | Ken Livingstone | Tosser spotter | For calling reporter Andrew Milligan a liar over accustions that he had found that the LDA had been pressured into paying grants to Ken's mate Lee Jasper. |
| 15/12/07 | Trevor Phillips | Jack Johnson | ''Let's stop being daft about Christmas.'' F*ck off. |
| 08/12/07 | Meredydd Hughes, the Chief Kuntstable of South Yorkshire | Ricardo | A preacher against the dangers of speed who likes to speed in his spare time. Breathtaking wonker. |
| 01/12/07 | 2012 Olympics | Tosser spotter | For deciding only to sell ethical foods at the games. It's a shame they didn't think of that when they allowed Coke and McDonalds to sponser the games or was it they just had more money? |
| 24/11/07 | Heather Mills | Lord Reaper | Whinges and moans on and on about being hounded by the media but yet does everything in her power to let them know exactly where she is by appear on strictly come hopping. Just hide away into oblivion you pirate wannabe munter if craig david can do it you can!!! |
| 17/11/07 | Angelina Jolie | Ricardo | For thinking her new film 'Beowulf' is too violent for her own delicate, multicoloured kids to see, whilst expecting everyone elses kids to go and see it. Fish faced bastard. |
| 10/11/07 | The Labour Party | Mr England | Being Labour is one charge in itself. But this week for calling for the resignation of a Tory candidate over that stupid racism claim. Fighting spiralling immigration is NOT racist. |
| 03/11/07 | Double Standards | Mr England | Pete Doherty commits yet another offence while on a suspended sentence for a previous one and then gets another suspended sentence. Why is being a celebrity a get out of jail free card. |
| 27/10/07 | The Labour Party | Mr England | For calling for Lord Ashcroft's funding of the Conservative Party to be capped. They are just worried about losing their marginal seats. All this while they are hypocritically (as always) claiming amounts relative to 3/4 times what Lord Ashcroft gives the Tories from trade unions (one reason I chose a Royal College over a trade union for my uni course). They are the ones who borught in rules about party funding from donors and exempted trade unions. |
| 20/10/07 | the moderator | Sanitys Last Hope | Always has been one rule for one, one rule for another. Biased ya think? |
| 13/10/07 | Alistair Darling | Mr England | For his grand larceny of the Conservative's policies. Also for handing his homeland another massive subsidy, funded by, guess who? |
| 06/10/07 | Ed Balls | Ricardo | For having the bare faced cheek and effrontery to make snide comments about David Cameron and Boris Johnson's public school upbringing whilst having had one himself. Utter prick. |
| 29/09/07 | Gordon Brown | Jack Johnson | Referendum. Now. You Kunt. |
| 22/09/07 | Honest George | Mark Skids | Me. For probably being as kunty as those that i kunt. HA HA!! |
| 15/09/07 | Nelson Mandella | Ricardo | For being a terrorist when it suited him and now poncing round the planet pretedning to be the second coming and preaching peace. I also DETEST the way celebrities latch on to the old fart, even though most of the idiots know nothing about him and his dubious past. |
| 08/09/07 | Bono | Ricardo | More hypocrite of the century really. Bog snorkelling midget wonker that preaches to everyone else about social responsibility while stashing countless millions of quid in accounts all over the planet. Ridiculous little bastard. |
