| Insincere Smilers (Living Mannequins, Waiting for 4 more ratings) |
| Submit a Picture... | These twats really get on my fucking dick. Stop patronising me you pricks, that forced grin wouldn't fool anyone.
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| The bunt-out feeling you get when the Cuntishness hits new hights of Cuntishness (A pile of cunt of EPIC proportions., Waiting for 3 more ratings) |
| Submit a Picture... | The Horror,The Horror.
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| my cunty drug dealing neighbour (A Cunt of His Own Making, Waiting for 3 more ratings) |
| Submit a Picture... | Total prick next door who doesn't work, deals drugs and sleeps all day. Then keeps us up at night as he feeds his chang habit, then argues with his drug slut on a come down that he cant handle. Also a special thanks to the police who do fuck all about it but in classic twist of our spasticated society he has threatened call the police on me if lay a finger on him.
And I would no doubt be prosecuted to the full extent of the law; losing my freedom, job and home in the process.
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| dicks with dangerous dogs (wanker dog owners, Waiting for 2 more ratings) |
Suggest Picture... | The utter cuntmiesters who strut around with child mauling devil dogs should be stripped off and covered in pedigree chum then trapped in a room with said four legged wrong 'un whilst their half starved mutt has a feast on them for a change.
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| The Thin Blue Line (the fat blue bellend, Waiting for 2 more ratings) |
Suggest Picture... | Nobody wanted bellcheese Ben Elton to be on TV in the nineties, respectively. So he wrote this armpit fart of a show and snuck onto TV that way. The crafty shite.
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| George And Mildred (holy grail of cunt, Waiting for 3 more ratings) |
Suggest Picture... | For the love of all things cunt... what a pile of steaming ass vomit
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| The Brittas Empire (The Shitass Empire, Waiting for 2 more ratings) |
Suggest Picture... | Chris Barry stretching his comic ability by doing a stupid voice, in a boring over comfortable comedy.
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| Van Der Valk (windmills and whores, Waiting for 2 more ratings) |
Suggest Picture... | Cracking show with a belting theme tune
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| John 'Father Christmas' Mumfuck (Another fine nomination from Cunty Cunta, Waiting for 3 more ratings) |
| Submit a Picture... | Fair enough, you don't know who he is. But I think it's fair to say that you'd all fucking hate him if you did. This colossal dickcheese was my manager in 1994 when I was pursuing a stand-up career and he scrabbled around to get me a grand total of five gigs in one year - it would have been six but he "lost the bit of paper I wrote the details down on". Spunked - quite literally - the meagre profits from his entertainments agency and his miserable little shop on chasing bloody ugly prostitutes. Refused to watch Life of Brian past the first ten minutes because "I've never seen anything quite so unfunny as that". Was married to a big fat ugly biffer and had two pain in the arse kids. Looked like a short-arsed Uncle Albert and was taken in by every passing conman. I haven't seen the cunt since 1995, luckily.
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| Fucking stupid warnings on DVD cases. (*POC ALERT* SIRENS *POC ALERT* SIRENS *POC ALERT*, Waiting for 2 more ratings) |
Suggest Picture... | "PG. Contains mild language, sexual references, brief nudity, discriminatory language and stereotyping". Who's fucking bothered?
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