| Date | Annoyance | Nominator | Rumour |
|---|
| 24/07/10 | James Corden | A lost conspiracy | The closest this comedian has ever gotten to having someone crack up in his presence was when his rent boy spread his arse cheeks to rim him. But that's not a rumour |
| 17/07/10 | Paul Gascoigne | Pikey Lidl | Paul Gascoigne has a brain. |
| 10/07/10 | Raoul Moat | Joe ego | Seeing Gazza was the final straw. |
| 03/07/10 | The England Football Team | Ricardo | We're going to beat the Germans. |
| 26/06/10 | Deal or No Deal. | LyingScotsman | 21 boxes and only 1 question "Why has this show not been cancelled yet?" |
| 19/06/10 | The England Football Team | Tosser spotter | We won. |
| 12/06/10 | James Corden | Joe ego | He's hosting this years MOBO awards. |
| 05/06/10 | Treguard | A lost conspiracy | He is NEVER coming back! |
| 29/05/10 | Ross Noble | dickfingaz | He bums cats |
| 22/05/10 | Nick Clegg | A lost conspiracy | He performed oral sex on David Cameron just to gain a semblance of power |
| 15/05/10 | Gordon Brown | A lost conspiracy | His jaws been fixed |
| 08/05/10 | Nick Clegg | Tosser spotter | He's going to win it. |
| 01/05/10 | Gordon Brown | A lost conspiracy | He isn't a Biggot |
| 24/04/10 | Comment of The Week | Tosser spotter | It's cocked |
