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 | Barack Obama: "For thinking he's had a result when the ex CEO of BP is going to get a £450,000 per year pension." |  | Madonna: "For embarking on an 'Urban Street' tour when she should be sitting down watching Coronation Street." |  | Chris de Burgh: "For being a creepy, sleazy, horrible simpering little gnome. And of course for that FUCKING song." |  | Bethany Black: "Started as a plain old poofter, then became a transvestite, then a transexual, then a lesbian, then became a comedian inspired by Josie Long. An utter twat and no fooling." | | Bethany Black: "For bringing down the ceiling in a hanging suicide attempt." |
Previous Twats
| Date | Twat | Nominator | Reason |
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| 24/07/10 | Cherie Blair | Joe ego | For having a twat of a face, twatty kids, a mammoth twat of a husband and the mouldiest twat the world has ever seen. | | 17/07/10 | Andy Murray | LyingScotsman | For taking shit from JAMES CORDEN. | | 10/07/10 | Jedward | LyingScotsman | Do i really need a reason. | | 03/07/10 | Wayne Rooney | Tosser spotter | For forgetting what side he's on. | | 26/06/10 | Harriet Harman | rantlord | This budget was unnecessary (true quote) | | 19/06/10 | Robert Green | rantlord | Inability to stop a ball travelling at two miles per hour. | | 12/06/10 | James Corden | Joe ego | For being even worse than Dizzee Rascal in the same set. | | 05/06/10 | Josh Dubovi | Tosser spotter | For making us look even cuntier than we are. | | 29/05/10 | dickfingaz's | Tosser spotter | Need I explain? | | 22/05/10 | Dave Cameron | A lost conspiracy | For allowing Nick Clegg to orally imbibe his testicles and draw upon the succulently for no less than 30 seconds. | | 15/05/10 | Nick Clegg | A lost conspiracy | For being Nick Clegg | | 08/05/10 | Daniel Radcliffe | Tosser spotter | For having magical powers and squandering them on the Lib Dems. | | 01/05/10 | Nick Clegg | Dunelmus | Well, welcome to the big world, Nick, welcome to - DSMO twat of the week - first Saturday in May 2010. | | 24/04/10 | Coxy's new neighbour | Coxy | For sellotaping a webcam to his front door and acting the general anus. |
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